I’m two weeks into a new position and i’ve set up my local environment: Two laughing Buddha statues sit under my 27 inch monitor whilst joyfully hoisting bowls over their heads. My chair is adjusted for a generous recline (slouching is good for you) and my desk situated mostly at a constant height ideal for typing.
I’ve located the coffee making materials and know where and when to be to ensure maximum caffeination in or immediately outside the office.
I’ve picked out a favorite coat hanger and have tried out and settled on the form of mild, but fleeting disappointment when it is taken in the mornings.
I’ve internalized, mostly, when its ok to blindly occupy a meeting room for tangential white-boarding or a bit of quiet seclusion.
I’ve decided which elevator is most auspicious of the six in the lobby and claim a small victory when I get to ride it.
I’ve gotten to know my coworkers warmly and quickly.
Oh, I also got production code to run locally on my work laptop, so that’s alright too.